Since My stepdad cheated on my mom and he’s being an ass. I put a shit ton of that tasteless powder laxative in all of his diet shake mixes he won’t notice but he will shit himself and not be able to figure out why.
Update: he shit himself at Walmart and I haven’t seen my mom laugh and smile that much for months.
You’re a hero
(Source: burnedwic)
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